THE ARSCC
LIBRARIAN
WE LOVE THE ARSCC LIBRARIAN!
HOME

THE LIBRARIAN ARCHIVES:

13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


PUBLIC NOTICE:
The files on this site were found in publically available usenet archives and are in the public domain.

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

For Librarian trivia buffs, here is her first post of 1998. And wouldn't you know it would be to an alien. They get all the luck. In fact the poster with the nick of "Son of Xemu (Xenu)" decides to take The Librarian up on her earlier challenge. He's raising questions about the removal of Mary Sue Hubbard from her position over Scientology's Guardian's Office. (Although The Librarian answers as best she can, she has since provided a lot more information on the subject in later messages and series from her on this web site. See especially the 1972-1982 timeline, and the very recent 1972-2000 timeline.)


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
Date: 1998/01/04
Message-ID: <68nknu$t70$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


Anonymous <nobody@REPLAY.COM>, a.k.a. Son of Xemu (Xenu) landed his
ship by the flagpole on the front lawn of the ARSCC Chimerical
Library, swaggered in, flexed his big, firm, alien muscle and said:

<SNIPPITY, SNIPPITY>

>
> OK - I'll take that challenge!
>
>>The fact that she was Hubbard's wife tended to overshadow more
>>important facts: Hubbard himself had disappeared in February of
>>1980 under mysterious circumstances still not satisfactorily
>>explained, and Mary Sue Hubbard--with the aid of the Guardian's
>>Office--had been left with the duty and the power to safeguard
>>his copyrights and trademarks.
>> But in July of 1981, Mary Sue Hubbard was overthrown, losing
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>her long-held control over Scientology's copyrights and
>>trademarks. Soon after, the Guardian's Office was disbanded.
>
> This is the popular version, but how do you know its the
>truth? MSH didn't have the "aid" of the GO, she WAS the
>GUARDIAN responsible for safeguarding LRH.
>

<DAINTY FINGERNAIL SCISSORS SNIP AWAY LIMP ALIEN SPECULATION>

Hi, Son. (You don't mind if I get familiar and call you by your first
name, do you big-eyes?)

First, sweetie, the Librarian loves HARD FACTS, not LIMP OPINIONS and
SPECULATIONS. Now, I *know* I get a little loose in the lips
sometimes--these full, cupid's-bow, moist lips--and will now and then
toss out my own ideas about things, but those are just the wandering
thoughts of a lonely librarian, and if you'll notice carefully, the
only *important* things I give you are documents from sources *you*
can verify for yourself. Shoot, I don't mind guesses--in fact, I
*love* a man with an imagination. But until there are more FACTS to
build a case on, let's just stick to what we've got in front of us. No
I *don't* mean those, silly! Geez, you aliens are *all* alike!

I promised you documentation to *support* what is said in the press
release. And your loving, unpretentious Librarian always delivers. So
here is David Miscavige's own overblown account:

-----------------------------------------------------------------

"Mary Sue Hubbard was removed from her post before she went to jail. I
know, because I personally met with her and obtained her
resignation... . At first, Mary Sue Hubbard was not willing to resign.
Eventually she did so. Mary Sue Hubbard and the GO, however, did not
simply capitulate... . Within a day of Mary Sue Hubbard's resignation,
senior GO officials secretly met with Mary Sue Hubbard and conspired
to regain control of the GO. Mary Sue Hubbard signed a letter revoking
her resignation and condemning the actions of the CMO. Scores of GO
staff responded, locking the missionaires out of their premises and
were intending to hire armed guards to bar access by me and the other
Church officials who had ousted them. I then confronted the mutineers,
and persuaded Mary Sue Hubbard to again resign, which ended the last
vestige of GO resistance."

                          Declaration of
                          DAVID MISCAVIGE

(for a case in the UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE CENTRAL
DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA: CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY INTERNATIONAL,
Plaintiff, vs. STEVEN FISHMAN and UWE GEERTZ, Defendants.)

---------------------------------------------------------------

So, there ya' go, big-eyes. You could call it the "official version,"
or the "runt version," or the "I'm gonna' lie my ass off and sound
like a big hero 'cause nobody can stop me" version, or the
"IRS-approved CTCC" version. (That last one would get *my* vote.)
Shoot, you can call it any darn thing you want, sweetie.

The sad fact is that it's the *only* version anybody's got right now.
Don't you find that really, really odd? Even if you *are* at least
half alien. (By the way, *who* was "Mom?" Whoo-o-o-owhee! *That* must
have been *some* ride!) Anywaaaayz, I sure would like to hear from
some of those "other Church officials" DM refers too. Wouldn't you?
Heck, I'd just like to know who they were.

Now as for your statement that, "MSH didn't have the 'aid' of the GO,
she WAS the GUARDIAN responsible for safeguarding LRH;" well, listen,
sweetie, you musta' been breathing too much oxygen or something, and I
think you ought to just go sit down in that mountain with Pop for a
couple of millenia and think that thought all the way through, and
then get back to me. I'll give you a hint about the way *my* addled
little brain works: how would the term "Sheriff's Department" relate
to the term "Guardian's Office"? (Hiya, Sheriff! Just thought I'd get
a plug in for you, you cutie, you!)

Well, big-eyes, thanks for landing outside the ARSCC Library and
dropping in. Looks like your ship is drawing a crowd of gawkers. Come
back anytime. Now *I've* got to go find even *more* copyright
transfers for that *demanding* Zed! He runs your Pop's remailer, you
know. And The Postman Always Rings My Bell!

                             --<The ARSCC Librarian>

----------------------------------------------------------------
*The ARSCC, like its equal-opportunity (even for aliens!) Librarian,
does not exist



EARLIER MESSAGE  |  BACK  |  HOME  |  TOP  |  NEXT MESSAGE

1