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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


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10 April 2000:
Re: Owen, we have a problem

In this message, our earnest and dedicated Librarian realizes there were formatting problems with her first posting of the 1972-1982 timeline messages, and says she is reposting them. An interesting sideline is her reparteé regarding an a.r.s. regular named Chris Owen, who at the time had been in a pitched battle with a poster going by the nick "Kase Ossifer." Her P.S. aside to Owen is pure Librarian: Chris Owen turned out to work for the British Ministry of Defense, and admitted to "Kase Ossifer," after some tooth pulling, to having an intelligence background. Did she know? Pure Librarian. We love The Librarian.

From: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (The Librarian)
Subject: Re: Owen, We Have a Problem...
Date: 2000/04/10
Message-ID: <57EA52153AB@127.0.0.1>
References: <38EF9D7F.9F186516@aol.com>, <8cider$2vf$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


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Ed, you little sweetheart darling! You sure know the way to *this*
girl's heart, you cute little sweet little fact-hungry HUNK, you!

I am SO happy you asked:

> Maybe Kase Ossifer will repost the Librarian's 1972-82 conspiracy
>time track of which he is so proud?
>
> Ed

Well, sheesh! I don't know why *he* would have any right to be "so
proud" of the Time Lines. I mean, I don't remember seeing Mr.
Rude-As-You-Please Kase Ossifer with *his* behind in any ARSCC Library
chair working and slaving alone, lonely, aching, needing, night after
night, week after week, month after month verifying FACT after hot, hot
FACT!

Oh, suuuuuuuure, Mr. Know-It-All Kase Ossifer is happy to enjoy the
*fruits* of a poor little librarian's breathless, sweat-dripping labor!

Well, to heck with *him*! (Unless, of course, he wants to play Stump the
Librarian--strip version. [Wink] Then the ARSCC Library door is *always*
open. Until I close it. [Wink])

Anywaaaaaaz. I am SO happy you asked that, Ed, not only because you are
*obviously* a man who likes his HARD FACTS, but because I am soooo
embarrassed by all these *stupid* DOOfussy little... well, GLITCHY
things that showed up in those Time Lines when I posted them the first
time. I mean I *appreciate* the work that The Coalition (hi, boys,
whoever you are!) put into creating the database, but, SHEESH, how the
heck is a girl supposed to look at little quotation marks and thingys in
ONE document, and know that when she transfers them over the Internet,
half the darn things are going to turn into little I-don't-KNOW-what's?

Ya' know?

Thirty-five years of Microsoft monopoly for *this*? SHEEEEEEESH!

Well, Ed, I *think* I've fixed all the little demons, so, just for YOU,
you big, gorgeous sweet HARD FACT honey, I'm reposting the lot.

And, Ed, you come back *ANY* time you want to play Stump the Librarian.

[Wink]

                          --<The ARSCC Librarian>

P.S. BTW, to you, poor little darling Chris Owen, please don't let that
crusty ol' Kase Ossifer get your goat. You are *so* right calling him a
"conspiracy nut" for hinting around that you had some connection with
intelligence agencies! I mean, the *nerve*! *YOU* of all people! God,
WHERE do these conspiracy nuts get their *weird* ideas? There,
there--don't you worry one little bit about it, you smart, beautiful,
erudite Oxford scholar! The fact that you *don't* have any connection to
intelligence agencies is all the fact you need to prove what morons
these "consipiracy nuts" really ARE! You can come lay your weary,
mistreated head on *my* bosom *anytime*!

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*The ARSCC, like its compassionate and passionate little Librarian, does
not exist.



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