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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


PUBLIC NOTICE:
The files on this site were found in publically available usenet archives and are in the public domain.

19 December 1997:
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN

At the time of this posting, an a.r.s. regular named Ron Newman was known around those parts as "The Sheriff of a.r.s." due to his propensity for keeping people in line, particularly as regards netiquette. Of course the law-abiding and peace-loving Librarian was ready to surrender—everything! In this case, all she has to give up is a few HARD FACTS! And one of them is a doozy: she exposes for the first time that the mailing address for the mighty CST—owner of all Scientology-related copyrights and trademarks—is a P.O. Box in a strip mall in Hollywood.


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
Date: 1997/12/19
Message-ID: <67c6et$cu6$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


Ron Newman flipped back his coat and showed me his Sheriff's badge and
said:

>>"RECORDING REQUESTED BY AND MAIL TO:
>>
>> NAME     SHERMAN D. LENSKE
>>          Lenske, Lenske & Abramson

>Question for The Librarian: Is this Leslie Abramson's law firm?

What the Sherriff wants, the Sherriff gets.
According to West's, the Abramson is Bruce D. Abramson:

FROM WEST'S LEGAL DIRECTORY:

    "Private Practice

    LENSKE LENSKE & ABRAMSON ALC
    WARNER ATRIUM SUITE 315, 6400 CANOGA AVE, WOODLAND HILLS,
    CA 91367-2433
    Phone: (818) 716-1444
    (818) 883-2920
    Fax: (818) 883-9260
    Primary E-Mail: Internet Address: slenske@aol.com

    Range:
        Total Firm Size: 2-10
    Affiliates:
        Abramson, Bruce D., Partner
        Lenske, Sherman D., Partner
        Lenske, Stephen A., Partner
        Marenus, Marjorie A., Associate
    Practice:
        Corporations Law
        Family Law
        Gaming Law
        General Practice
        Real Property Law
    Litigation:
        65% of Practice Devoted to Litigation"

The Sherriff wasn't done with me. Then he wanted to know about the
principal place of business for the "L. Ron Hubbard Library." He pointed
to the d.b.a., and read:

>> 3. STREET ADDRESS CITY AND STATE OF PRINCIPAL PLACE OF BUSINESS
>>    IN CALIFORNIA (P.O. BOX ALONE NOT ACCEPTABLE) ZIP CODE
>>    419 N. Larchmont, #162, Los Angeles, CA 90004

>Question for The Librarian, or anyone else in LA county:

>What kind of building is 419 N. Larchmont? Is it a residence
>or a business?

(Mumbling under my sweetened breath: "What am I? A librarian or a tour
bus driver? Isn't that Dennis's job?")

SHERIFF: "What was that?"

Oh, nothing, sweetie--uh, I mean, Sheriff! Let me just check my business
registry and see what I find for you. *How* do you get those *creases*
in that uniform? Gosh, a girl could *hurt* herself on those. Let's
see--Lard...Oops! Went too far. Hm. Larchmont, Larchmont. Oh! Here you
go! That address is a--well, it's a place that rents P.O. boxes!
Imangine that. Here's the public listing for you, Sheriff:

    Levtow's Village Mail-Call, Inc.
    419 N. Larchmont
    213-464-1300

Well, I'll be darn. It says right on that official form you got there in
your warm palms, "P.O. BOX ALONE NOT ACCEPTABLE." You law people--you
always know *just* what question to ask a girl!

Come back *any* time, Sheriff. Ya' know, I keep the back door of the
ARSCC Chimerical Library open *all* the time for guys who know how to
ask the tough questions. 'Bye now!

                          --<The ARSCC Librarian>

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Sheriff, does not exist.



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