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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


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13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

The "Sheriff" of a.r.s., Ron Newman, comes back to the ARSCC Chimerical Library with some HARD FACTS that make The Librarian literally squeal. Why couldn't it have been us? Well, we can feel like we're almost really there as The Librarian loses it:


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON
Date: 1998/01/13
Message-ID: <69fcu7$2lp$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


That *darling* little Sheriff Ron sauntered quietly into the ARSCC
Chirmerical Library while my back was turned, and I was
*s-t-r-e-t-c-h-ing* to put a book back up on a high shelf. I stopped,
startled, in mid-stretch when I heard his melifluous voice behind me
say:

>I wrote to the Wall Street Journal Interactive Edition editors
>to ask who the unnamed [signature] was for five of the
>Scientology-related organizations who signed onto the CoS/IRS
>Closing Agreement.

*Shivers* racked up my spine. I was wearing this *really* tight, kind
of short persimmon cashmere sweater, and could feel cool air on my
midriff--because of my stretching, and all--and I just *knew* he could
see I was getting goosebumps. I *un*-stretched and straightened my
sweater and turned around slowly, my eyes downturned behind my
very-very-library glasses.

Hiya, Sheriff. Gosh, you--you shouldn't sneak up on a girl that way.
Did I understand you to say that you *wrote* to the Wall Street
Journal? (I found my breath was labored, my voice quavered ever so
slightly--the man is so *bold*!) Did--did you get an *answer*? Is
*that* what you're saying, Sheriff? Oh, don't toy with me. Are you
saying that you have some <heaving sigh> HARD FACTS for me?

He grinned that maddening lopsided grin, the lenses of his glasses
reflecting my own, reflecting back *two* of me, my persimmon-cashmere
sweater swelling *four* times, dipping *doubly* dangerously as I
leaned forward on my elbows across the Reference Desk toward him, my
persimmon lips parted in anticipation. Then he nonchalantly tossed a
page on the polished mahogany of the desk. It was from the Wall Street
Journal! It said:

>Monique E. Yingling, the church's lawyer, signed as POA (Power
>of Attorney) for CHURCH OF SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY, CHURCH OF
>SCIENTOLOGY FLAG SERVICE ORGANIZATION, INC., CHURCH OF
>SCIENTOLOGY WESTERN UNITED STATES, BUILDING MANAGEMENT SERVICES,
>and CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY RELIGIOUS TRUST.

I *squealed*! I swear I did! I started jumping *UP* and down, *UP* and
down, twirling 'round and 'round, holding the page up above me, just
*gazing* at it in awe and admiration as the bottom band of my
persimmon cashmere sweater just kept riding up and UP and *UP*! I had
to *stop*! I ran around the counter and just HUGGED that *sweet*
Sheriff Ron till I thought he might POP! And I just kissed him and
kissed him and kissed him!

Sheriff Ron, you have *NO* idea what you've done, you sweet, sweet,
smart, bold, terribly clever man! But you *will* find out *all* about
it soon, I *promise*! Can I have this copy? I *CAN*?! Oh, more kisses!
Mwah! Smack! Mwah! (Oh, I'm sorr-r-r-y, sweetie! I got persimmon
lipstick all *over* you!)

Okay, I've got to *dash* over to the ARSCC Not-a-FAX, and get this
*rushed* out to--well, *somebody* <wink>. Will you watch--not *that*
silly!--will you watch the *desk* for me for a bit? Gawd! What a
*man*! What HARD, HARD, FACTS you give me!

Toodles, sweetie! And thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!

                    --<The ARSCC Librarian>


P.S.--(At the door) Sheriff, I think I'm going to have to institute
"The ARSCC Librarian's HARD FACT Awards," and you're going to be the
*first* recipient. I was thinking of maybe a Waterford crystal kind of
thingy--you know, sort of like the one DM gave to Ms. Yingling on that
ill-fated night back in '93. Except, I believe Ms. Yingling's was sort
of long and pointy, and that she's *may* have a warm new place to
*put* it soon. So we'll have to think of something *better.* Hmmm.
Well, since it's the HARD FACTS award, how does something in
*titanium* sound to you? Kisses!

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*The ARSCC, like its ever-so-appreciative Librarian, does not exist.



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