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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


PUBLIC NOTICE:
The files on this site were found in publically available usenet archives and are in the public domain.

19 December 1997:
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

Poor lovely Librarian, trying so hard to clear up a confusion over the name of CST Special Director and attorney Lawrence Heller. Here both Zed and "Sheriff" Ron Newman are giving her fits. She straightens her hose and, as usual, she—how else can we say this?—straightens them out.


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN
Date: 1997/12/19
Message-ID: <67d7qo$261$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


No *wonder* I got you boys confused in the dark cloak closet! This
sounds like a conversation with Tweedledee and Tweedledum:

Zed sed:

>rnewman@thecia.net (Ron Newman) wrote:
>
>>I'm struggling to keep up with this story -- who is Lawrence
>>Heller?
>>He is not listed anywhere in
>>http://superlink.net/user/mgarde/ct_cl.92 .
>
>Apparently it's Lawrence Keller, not Lawrence Heller. From the
>claims court document:
>"the IRS inquired about Sherman Lenske, Stephen Lenske and
>Lawrence Keller and their role as CST's 'special directors.'"
>
>>Also, who are the *current* directors of CST? Is Emory still
>>one of them?
>
>That's a very good question.

Zed! You just get a girl all confused when you say things the Sheriff
already said. We can't make this, like, a *group* thing!

Please, boys! *One* at a *time*! Now, I already explained this, but let
me just straighten my hose and straighten you out:

The name is HELLER; Lawrence *HELLER*!

(Oh, I'm *so* sorry--I didn't mean to shout. Now I got everybody looking
up from their research.) Sorry! I'll be quiet.

Somebody goofed when they OCRed the U.S. Claims Court document in, and
left "Keller" as a typo. (You don't suppose it was a *blonde*, do you?
Sheesh!) The name is Heller!

As for Meade Emory "still being a director," I never saw anything that
said he ever *was* a director--the court ruling said he was a *founder*.
The "Special Directors" are Sherman and Stephen Lenske, and Lawrence
Heller--that's "Heller" with an *H*.

So, let's go over this *one* *more* *time*:

*FOUNDERS* OF CST:

1. LYMAN SPURLOCK--claims to be a Scientologist.
2. LEON MISTEREK, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Currently an
   attorney with offices in Seattle. His publically-available
   office phone number is 425-828-6912. His sweet little
   secretary said he does estate planning, probate work,
   and some corporation work.
3. MEADE EMORY, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Former Legislation
   Attorney for the Joint Committee on Taxation, United States
   Congress (1970-1972), and former Assistant to the Commissioner
   of IRS (1975-1977). Currently Director of the Graduate Program
   in Taxation at the Law School of the University of Washington,
   also in Seattle, where Misterek is. Law School phone number is
   206-543-4550. Emory also has a law practice of his own,
   publically listed phone number being 206-223-7000. He's
   associated with the law firm Lane Powell Spears Lubersky LLP
   (oh, my goodness--and you should just see who *they* are
   connected with!).
4. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Is also a "Special
   Director" of CST (see below). Is also registered agent for
   RTC, CST, and ASI. Drew up all the wills and trusts for all
   the intellectual property, and represented Norman F. Starkey
   as executor of the estate.

*SPECIAL DIRECTORS* OF CST

1. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. See above.
2. STEPHEN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist, Shermy's brother.
        (Oh, *brother*!)
3. LAWRENCE HELLER, Esq.--not a Scientologist.

<Sniff, sniff> *What* is that *smell*? Did somebody open up a can of
scam in here? Pe-e-eYEW! It sure doesn't smell like clam. Maybe it's
just Shermy the Wormy's cologne, or something. Gag! Smells sort of like
it does when you walk into the lobby of 1111 Constitution Avenue, the
way DM says he did.

Okay. You boys all *straight* on this, now? (Oo. I *hope* so.) The two
of you together could wear a girl *out*! Come back anytime. But,
please--one at a time.

                             --<The ARSCC Librarian>

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*The ARSCC, like its sometimes ditzy librarian, does not exist.



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