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19 December 1997:
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN
Poor lovely Librarian, trying so hard to clear up a confusion over the name of CST Special Director and attorney Lawrence Heller. Here both Zed and "Sheriff" Ron Newman are giving her fits. She straightens her hose and, as usual, she—how else can we say this?—straightens them out.
From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer) Subject: ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN Date: 1997/12/19 Message-ID: <67d7qo$261$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology No *wonder* I got you boys confused in the dark cloak closet! This sounds like a conversation with Tweedledee and Tweedledum: Zed sed: >rnewman@thecia.net (Ron Newman) wrote: > >>I'm struggling to keep up with this story -- who is Lawrence >>Heller? >>He is not listed anywhere in >>http://superlink.net/user/mgarde/ct_cl.92 . > >Apparently it's Lawrence Keller, not Lawrence Heller. From the >claims court document: >"the IRS inquired about Sherman Lenske, Stephen Lenske and >Lawrence Keller and their role as CST's 'special directors.'" > >>Also, who are the *current* directors of CST? Is Emory still >>one of them? > >That's a very good question. Zed! You just get a girl all confused when you say things the Sheriff already said. We can't make this, like, a *group* thing! Please, boys! *One* at a *time*! Now, I already explained this, but let me just straighten my hose and straighten you out: The name is HELLER; Lawrence *HELLER*! (Oh, I'm *so* sorry--I didn't mean to shout. Now I got everybody looking up from their research.) Sorry! I'll be quiet. Somebody goofed when they OCRed the U.S. Claims Court document in, and left "Keller" as a typo. (You don't suppose it was a *blonde*, do you? Sheesh!) The name is Heller! As for Meade Emory "still being a director," I never saw anything that said he ever *was* a director--the court ruling said he was a *founder*. The "Special Directors" are Sherman and Stephen Lenske, and Lawrence Heller--that's "Heller" with an *H*. So, let's go over this *one* *more* *time*: *FOUNDERS* OF CST: 1. LYMAN SPURLOCK--claims to be a Scientologist. 2. LEON MISTEREK, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Currently an attorney with offices in Seattle. His publically-available office phone number is 425-828-6912. His sweet little secretary said he does estate planning, probate work, and some corporation work. 3. MEADE EMORY, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Former Legislation Attorney for the Joint Committee on Taxation, United States Congress (1970-1972), and former Assistant to the Commissioner of IRS (1975-1977). Currently Director of the Graduate Program in Taxation at the Law School of the University of Washington, also in Seattle, where Misterek is. Law School phone number is 206-543-4550. Emory also has a law practice of his own, publically listed phone number being 206-223-7000. He's associated with the law firm Lane Powell Spears Lubersky LLP (oh, my goodness--and you should just see who *they* are connected with!). 4. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Is also a "Special Director" of CST (see below). Is also registered agent for RTC, CST, and ASI. Drew up all the wills and trusts for all the intellectual property, and represented Norman F. Starkey as executor of the estate. *SPECIAL DIRECTORS* OF CST 1. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. See above. 2. STEPHEN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist, Shermy's brother. (Oh, *brother*!) 3. LAWRENCE HELLER, Esq.--not a Scientologist. <Sniff, sniff> *What* is that *smell*? Did somebody open up a can of scam in here? Pe-e-eYEW! It sure doesn't smell like clam. Maybe it's just Shermy the Wormy's cologne, or something. Gag! Smells sort of like it does when you walk into the lobby of 1111 Constitution Avenue, the way DM says he did. Okay. You boys all *straight* on this, now? (Oo. I *hope* so.) The two of you together could wear a girl *out*! Come back anytime. But, please--one at a time. --<The ARSCC Librarian> -------------------------------------------------------------- *The ARSCC, like its sometimes ditzy librarian, does not exist. |