From: email@example.com (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN
No *wonder* I got you boys confused in the dark cloak closet! This
sounds like a conversation with Tweedledee and Tweedledum:
>firstname.lastname@example.org (Ron Newman) wrote:
>>I'm struggling to keep up with this story -- who is Lawrence
>>He is not listed anywhere in
>Apparently it's Lawrence Keller, not Lawrence Heller. From the
>claims court document:
>"the IRS inquired about Sherman Lenske, Stephen Lenske and
>Lawrence Keller and their role as CST's 'special directors.'"
>>Also, who are the *current* directors of CST? Is Emory still
>>one of them?
>That's a very good question.
Zed! You just get a girl all confused when you say things the Sheriff
already said. We can't make this, like, a *group* thing!
Please, boys! *One* at a *time*! Now, I already explained this, but let
me just straighten my hose and straighten you out:
The name is HELLER; Lawrence *HELLER*!
(Oh, I'm *so* sorry--I didn't mean to shout. Now I got everybody looking
up from their research.) Sorry! I'll be quiet.
Somebody goofed when they OCRed the U.S. Claims Court document in, and
left "Keller" as a typo. (You don't suppose it was a *blonde*, do you?
Sheesh!) The name is Heller!
As for Meade Emory "still being a director," I never saw anything that
said he ever *was* a director--the court ruling said he was a *founder*.
The "Special Directors" are Sherman and Stephen Lenske, and Lawrence
Heller--that's "Heller" with an *H*.
So, let's go over this *one* *more* *time*:
*FOUNDERS* OF CST:
1. LYMAN SPURLOCK--claims to be a Scientologist.
2. LEON MISTEREK, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Currently an
attorney with offices in Seattle. His publically-available
office phone number is 425-828-6912. His sweet little
secretary said he does estate planning, probate work,
and some corporation work.
3. MEADE EMORY, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Former Legislation
Attorney for the Joint Committee on Taxation, United States
Congress (1970-1972), and former Assistant to the Commissioner
of IRS (1975-1977). Currently Director of the Graduate Program
in Taxation at the Law School of the University of Washington,
also in Seattle, where Misterek is. Law School phone number is
206-543-4550. Emory also has a law practice of his own,
publically listed phone number being 206-223-7000. He's
associated with the law firm Lane Powell Spears Lubersky LLP
(oh, my goodness--and you should just see who *they* are
4. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. Is also a "Special
Director" of CST (see below). Is also registered agent for
RTC, CST, and ASI. Drew up all the wills and trusts for all
the intellectual property, and represented Norman F. Starkey
as executor of the estate.
*SPECIAL DIRECTORS* OF CST
1. SHERMAN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist. See above.
2. STEPHEN LENSKE, Esq.--not a Scientologist, Shermy's brother.
3. LAWRENCE HELLER, Esq.--not a Scientologist.
<Sniff, sniff> *What* is that *smell*? Did somebody open up a can of
scam in here? Pe-e-eYEW! It sure doesn't smell like clam. Maybe it's
just Shermy the Wormy's cologne, or something. Gag! Smells sort of like
it does when you walk into the lobby of 1111 Constitution Avenue, the
way DM says he did.
Okay. You boys all *straight* on this, now? (Oo. I *hope* so.) The two
of you together could wear a girl *out*! Come back anytime. But,
please--one at a time.
--<The ARSCC Librarian>
*The ARSCC, like its sometimes ditzy librarian, does not exist.