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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


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The files on this site were found in publically available usenet archives and are in the public domain.

19 December 1997:
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE

Another brief encounter between a.r.s.'s "Sheriff" Ron Newman and the Librarian. She is caught in a rare moment of weakness with her garter— Uh, with her guard down: she actual proffers an opinion.


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
Date: 1997/12/19
Message-ID: <67c867$e8b$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


The ARSCC Sheriff, Ron Newman, swaggered up to the Reference Bar,
and said:

>Question for The Librarian: Does California law prohibit two
>people or organizations from using the same fictitious business
>name simultaneously?
>
>If so, why didn't the computer over at the LA County Recorder's
>office reject this name as already being in use?

Hiya, Sheriff. Is that an R2-45 device in your pocket, or are you just
glad to be back? Sorry, but you'll have to go to the ARSCC Law Library,
across the street, to find that out. I mean, if there is one thing I am
*not*, sweetie-pie, it's a *lawyer*.

As for the LA County Recorder's office computer--do they even know what
a computer is down there? Heck, *I* don't know!

But--lean in close, will ya'--I'm not supposed to give my *opinion*
around here. Sh-h-h. Just between you and me, don't you think it's a
little stinky for Shermy to have *two* d.b.a.'s going at the same time,
both of them called the "L. Ron Hubbard Library?" I mean, if it's done
to confuse people who are buying things with that name on them, that
could almost start to seem like *fraud* to me. But what do I know?
A-HEM! Here comes another customer. Gotta' go. Kisses.

(Loudly) Thanks for coming by, Sheriff. Happy to help the law!


                         --<The ARSCC Librarian>

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*The ARSCC, like its perky little all-business librarian, does not
exist.



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