LIBRARIAN
WE LOVE THE ARSCC LIBRARIAN!
22 August 2001:
Re: ATTENTION LIBRARIAN
Nothing like a "Xenu is grumpy" mug full of steaming coffee and morning mail. But sometimes even The Librarian can't pull a rabbit out of the hat. This is one of the few messages where The Librarian doesn't present documented facts.
| Date: 22 Aug 2001 16:08:54 -0000 Message-ID: <73DSUCSV37126.0895138889@acapulco> From: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (The Librarian) Subject: Re: ATTENTION LIBRARIAN Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology References: <3b800fc7@news2.lightlink.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Mail, mail, mail, mail, MAIL! So *many* little tidbits coming in from so *many* different places. I just *love* mail and the mornings in the ARSCC Chimerical Library, with giant columns of sunlight angling down through the tall, tall windows onto the worn old wooden floor, the smell of fresh coffee and ancient books, the little birdies tweeting in the trees, and my little stack of packaged surprises waiting neatly on my desk next to my stiletto letter opener and my "Xenu is grumpy" mug. And this morning I found the sweetest little note from "Virginia" <vmcc@icehouse.net>. She said: >Librarian, > >I don't have easy access to where I believe you covered the area of >"Ron and the CIA" allegations. > >To help me save time finding it, could you please recomment/post the >applicable information? Or email privately to me at vmcc@icehouse.net. > >Thank you, > >Virginia Well, Virginia, you precious little thing, you know I'd love nothing more than to help you. But, honey: your tireless and hardworking Librarian doesn't *do* "allegations." The Librarian, sweetness, deals severely and strictly in HARD FACTS. Source-able facts. Documentable facts. Verifiable facts. Did you need some facts? I have just, like, *scads* of hard, HARD facts stacked up around here. I mean just *S C A D S*! But you're gonna' have to let me know what you're looking for a *leeeeeetle* more specifically than "Ron and the CIA." So you just drop me a little note right here in ARS telling me what, exactly, you're looking for, and, one morning here soon, I will find it all printed out and waiting for me, and will be just *tickled* to look up what you need. Till then, I am still up to my perfumed paisley panties in researching and verifying the other years and decades of that lonnnnnnnnnnnng timeline I posted excerpts from. (NOT to be confused with your <A-hem> "Criminal Time Track"--so aptly named.) But I just lovvvvvvve hearing from my friends in ARS! You all know I will always bend over backwards for you. <Wink> --<The ARSCC Librarian> - ------------------------------------------------------------------- *The ARSCC Chimerical Library, like its accomodating Librarian, is always open, and does not exist. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 5.5.3i for non-commercial use <http://www.pgpi.com> iQCVAwUBO4Nkou1gRWXeKTRVAQGy8wP+MQ2txGwWnms2oaQz790Yr/N+fA4dR7PU TpnOaS+QuKoOZm0SboLXCBXflXWzQwhng9zmsn/H6FF06zFcfG+Kmfskbj4+9dyD iZP0CLJ0NbznB9TKkdQboSnynypcZAtz2Rl8NMdy/sTeLE2KCbh1pCAb3A4d6a7k oVck87gdYZE= =Sy2a -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |