|Date: 22 Aug 2001 16:08:54 -0000
From: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (The Librarian)
Subject: Re: ATTENTION LIBRARIAN
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Mail, mail, mail, mail, MAIL!
So *many* little tidbits coming in from so *many* different places. I
just *love* mail and the mornings in the ARSCC Chimerical Library, with
giant columns of sunlight angling down through the tall, tall windows
onto the worn old wooden floor, the smell of fresh coffee and ancient
books, the little birdies tweeting in the trees, and my little stack of
packaged surprises waiting neatly on my desk next to my stiletto letter
opener and my "Xenu is grumpy" mug.
And this morning I found the sweetest little note from "Virginia"
<firstname.lastname@example.org>. She said:
>I don't have easy access to where I believe you covered the area of
>"Ron and the CIA" allegations.
>To help me save time finding it, could you please recomment/post the
>applicable information? Or email privately to me at email@example.com.
Well, Virginia, you precious little thing, you know I'd love nothing
more than to help you. But, honey: your tireless and hardworking
Librarian doesn't *do* "allegations." The Librarian, sweetness, deals
severely and strictly in HARD FACTS. Source-able facts. Documentable
facts. Verifiable facts.
Did you need some facts? I have just, like, *scads* of hard, HARD facts
stacked up around here. I mean just *S C A D S*! But you're gonna' have
to let me know what you're looking for a *leeeeeetle* more specifically
than "Ron and the CIA."
So you just drop me a little note right here in ARS telling me what,
exactly, you're looking for, and, one morning here soon, I will find it
all printed out and waiting for me, and will be just *tickled* to look
up what you need.
Till then, I am still up to my perfumed paisley panties in researching
and verifying the other years and decades of that lonnnnnnnnnnnng
timeline I posted excerpts from. (NOT to be confused with your <A-hem>
"Criminal Time Track"--so aptly named.)
But I just lovvvvvvve hearing from my friends in ARS! You all know I
will always bend over backwards for you. <Wink>
--<The ARSCC Librarian>
*The ARSCC Chimerical Library, like its accomodating Librarian, is
always open, and does not exist.
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