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13 September 2001:
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 1
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 2
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 3
YOO-HOO! PTSC! About those copyrights PART 4

22 August 2001:
Re: Attention Librarian


5 March 2001:
Re: Question for CL or Librarian


10 April 2000:
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST
Part 1, 1972-1973 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST
Part 2, 1974-1975 FIX AND REPOST (Continued)
Part 3, 1976-A FIX AND REPOST
Part 4, 1976-B FIX AND REPOST
Part 5, 1977 FIX AND REPOST
Part 6, 1978 FIX AND REPOST
Part 7, 1979-1980 FIX AND REPOST
Part 8, 1981-1982 FIX AND REPOST
Re: Owen, We Have a Problem

3 March 2000:
Re Part 3, 1976-A

25 February 2000:
PGPed Where the heck have *I* been? From 1972 to 1982 and back!

17 January 1999:
THE LIBRARIAN AND THE LIVING DEAD

8 December 1998:
Re: Urgent to Veritas: Marie

18 November 1998:
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART II
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART III
LIEBERMAN AND THE LIBRARIAN, PART I—CORRECTED

8 October 1998:
A Message and Picture From The ARSCC Librarian

9 April 1998:
ZED'S "DEAR LIBRARIAN" LETTER

4 March 1998:
ZED, HONEY, I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Re: The Missing Ten Months


13 January 1998:
THE LIBRARIAN LOSES IT WITH SHERIFF RON

5 January 1998:
Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
Re: Librarian: riddle me this.....

4 January 1998:
Re: Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike
LIBRARIAN CALLING JETA!

30 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN'S PRESENT TO LITIGANTS

29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
PRESENT TO BOOKBUYERS
PRESENT FOR WILLIAM BARWELL
PRESENT FOR RON'S AMIGO
PRESENT FOR JUSTIN

22 December 1997:
LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE OL' LIBRARIAN FOUND!

21 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN SAYS *NOT* RECOMMENDED READING!

19 December 1997:
jf05353-A THANK-YOU CARD FROM THE LIBRARIAN
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT!
ZED AND THE SHERIFF GANG UP ON THE LIBRARIAN

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-2
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-3
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-4
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-5
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-6
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-7

15 December 1997:
Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike

11 December 1997:
Re: Scientology/IRS Connection


RELATED FILES:

Public Research Foundation Press Release: "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY REVEALED"

The CST LEGAL PAPERS series


PUBLIC NOTICE:
The files on this site were found in publically available usenet archives and are in the public domain.

17 December 1997:
ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1

One of the brighter lights of a.r.s., "Zed," decided to throw his hat into the ring—if it wasn't on his lap—for The Librarian's Challenge to Critics and Scientologists Alike. In fact, Zed had The Librarian's undivided attention for seven, count 'em, seven messages in a row. They later have a falling out when Zed stands her up for a "date," but they burn up usenet till that sad day. Here is the first of seven in their funny and very informative series, where The Librarian "drops the other shoe," so to speak: she informs Zed, after he "loses" the first round, that they are playing the strip version of "Stump the Librarian."


From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: ZED VS. THE LIBRARIAN-1
Date: 1997/12/17
Message-ID: <6782m9$p0t$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology


In trying to STUMP THE LIBRARIAN regarding the Public Research
Foundation's Press Release, "HIDDEN TIES BETWEEN IRS AND SCIENTOLOGY
REVEALED," Zed brought in some W-A-A-A-A-Y overdue books, and said:

(First quoting from the press release):

>>Emory is currently
>>Director of the Washington State University Law School's
>>Graduate Program in Taxation in Seattle.

Then Zed sed:

>This isn't a particulary important claim, but I'll challenge it
>anyway. What evidence is there that Meade Emory currently holds
>this position?

GOOD QUESTION, ZED, BUT...YOU DIDN'T STUMP THE LIBRARIAN!

Although, I'm afraid the Public Research Foundation got their
universities slightly crossed. According to the information *I* have,
Meade Emory *is* the Director of the Law School's Graduate Program in
Taxation, but at the UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON.

The University of Washington's web site has a Law School Faculty
page at:

http://www2.law.washington.edu/LawSchool/GraduatePrograms/Tax/
faculty.html

Here is an excerpt from it:

"The Director of the Graduate Program in Taxation, Meade Emory, is
also a full-time member of the teaching faculty and was formerly
Assistant to the Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service and
Legislation Counsel of the Joint Committee on Taxation of the U.S.
Congress. Aside from his broad practice experience, Professor Emory
has taught tax law at many of the nation's leading law schools including
Duke University, Georgetown University, UCLA, New York University,
Northwestern University, and the University of Pennsylvania.

Administration
Roland L. Hjorth, A.B., LL.B.       Dean
Thomas R. Andrews, B.A., M.A., J.D. Associate Dean for Academic Affairs
Meade Emory, B.A., J.D., LL.M.      Acting Professor &
                                    Director, Graduate
                                    Program in Taxation"

If anyone wants to verify this further, the publically-listed phone
number for the Law School is 206-543-4550, and the receptionist there
said Meade Emory's secretary's name is Gloria.

NICE TRY, THOUGH, ZED, AND COME BACK *ANY* TIME TO PLAY...

STUMP THE LIBRARIAN.

Okay, Zed, so you have to take off one article of clothing, now, and
watches don't count. (I *did* tell you this was a strip challenge,
didn't I?)

                                 --<The ARSCC Librarian>

P.S. to the Public Research Foundation: Okay, guys, I'm sure someone
from there reads this newsgroup, since your press release got sent to
so many of our ARSCC luminaries. This correction I did for you is a
freebie, but--tsk, tsk! I hope you issue a correction, and that your
faces are crimson with shame. I have a good mind to make your bottoms
crimson...Oh, (heaving sigh), I can't talk that way! You have no idea
what it *does* to me...

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