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29 December 1997:
THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS!
She's baaaaaack. Back from her Christmas vacation and loaded with presents for everyone. And, true to her promise in her last message, she has the information on the number of titles listed in the Library of Congress that have the name "L. Ron Hubbard" on them, but also have text in them authored by "Church of Scientology International, employer for hire." Almost beyond belief, she has found 928, and she lists some examples. This is the first in a series of six "presents" messages.
From: The_Librarian<Anonymous@Replay.com> Subject: THE LIBRARIAN HAS PRESENTS! Date: 1997/12/29 Message-ID: <199712290251.DAA06429@basement.replay.com> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ARSCC! <Bweeeee! Rak-a-rak-a-rak-a-rak!> Goodness! when I twirl this noisemaker, I just jiggle *everywhere*! Let me put this thing *down* and hand out my *late* Christmas presents. I hope you all had as merry a Christmas as I did. Sorry the ARSCC Chimerical Library was closed, but even your hard-working Librarian needs a vacation sometimes. Well, I'm BACK now, fiestier than ever, and with *lots* of goodies! I have presents I'm sending to some of you separately, but here is my present to the *whole* ARSCC. Remember, just before I left for vacation, I was going to see how *many* titles were listed in the Library of Congress with the author being "Church of Scientology International, employer for hire?" Well--Ta Da! Here's your present! No, it's *not* a big-screen TV, silly--I can't afford that! I *know* it's big! Well, open it! <rip, tear, scruffle, rip> That's right!! 928 titles authored by "Church of Scientology International, employer for hire!" Don't you just *love* it! Look, it even has "DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH" on it with the trademark "L. Ron Hubbard" in the title. Well, sweeties, got to run. I know you'll know how to put this to good use. I've got to pick up just *oodles* of champagne for the ARSCC Chimerical Library's New Year's party, and I have to find that *elusive* Bob Minton and get him to give me 10 or 12 thou for the champagne and noise-maker fund. Now, I'm not going to list *all* 928 titles right now, but here are some of them. Have fun! Print them out on colored paper, and cut it up for confetti to bring to the party! EXCERPTS FROM 928 RETURNS ON LOCIS SEARCH FOR "CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY INTERNATIONAL, EMPLOYER FOR HIRE": PA-680-231 (COHM) TITL: The origin of aberration : LRH Clearing Congress lectures, London, England, October 1958 / L. Ron Hubbard. PHYS: 6 sound cassettes & 147 p. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of Author's Family Trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1993 DPUB: 11Sep93 DREG: 27Oct93 APAU: additional text, editing, cover artwork & art reproduction: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ PA-576-186 (COHM) TITL: State of man congress lectures. PHYS: 1 v. + 9 cassettes. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1992 DPUB: 1Jun92 DREG: 13Jul92 APAU: additional text: aL. Ron Hubbard , 1911-1986; text, editing, compilation, cover artwork, lithographic reproduction of cover art: aChurch of Scientology International (employer for hire) PREV: Prev. reg. 1988, PA 368-069. LINM: NM: text, editing, compilation, artwork & lithographic reproduction of cover art. ECIF: 3/D _________________________________________________________________ PA-696-208 (COHM) TITL: The problem of life / directed by Mitchele Brisker. PHYS: Videocassette ; 1/2 in. CLNA: Church of Spiritual Technology DCRE: 1993 DPUB: 30Jan94 DREG: 30Jan95 APTI: The problems of life. APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. 1981, PA 183-298. LINM: NM: rev. cinematographic material, music & recording. ECIF: 4/X/N _________________________________________________________________ TX-1-678-706 (COHM) TITL: Dianetics, the modern science of mental health : a handbook of Dianetics procedure / L. Ron Hubbard. IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1985. PHYS: 628 p. CLNA: L. Ron Hubbard DCRE: 1985 DPUB: 9Sep85 DREG: 23Oct85 APTI: Dianetics, the modern science of modern health. APAU: additional text & editorial revisions: aChurch of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. 1950, A14437; R676199. LINM: NM: "additional text, editorial revisions." ECIF: 1/B/D _________________________________________________________________ TX-1-917-547 (COHM) TITL: The Problems of work : how to solve them and succeed / acL. Ron Hubbard. IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1983. PHYS: 179 p. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as the executor of the Estate of L. Ron Hubbard DCRE: 1983 DPUB: 1May83 DREG: 29Sep86 APAU: compilation, editing, additional text: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. 1984, RE 208-611; 1957, A279758. LINM: NM: "preface, index, glossary, compilation of text by L. Ron Hubbard, editing." ECIF: 1/B/L _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-026-977 (COHM) TITL: Scientology : the fundamentals of thought / L. Ron Hubbard. IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1983. PHYS: 181 p. NOTE: Cover ti.: Scientology fundamentals of thought. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, as the executor of the Estate of L. Ron Hubbard DCRE: 1983 DPUB: 10Dec83 DREG: 24Oct86 APAU: additional text, compilation, revisions: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. as Fundamentals of thought, 1984, RE 208-612; 1956, A281963. LINM: NM: additions, revisions & compilation. MISC: C.O. corres. ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-248-332 (COHM) TITL: The Study tapes / by L. Ron Hubbard. EDST: Rev. ed. IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1987. PHYS: 195 p. + 12 sound cassettes, in box. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as executor of the Estate of L. Ron Hubbard d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1987 DPUB: 12Sep87 DREG: 18Feb88 APAU: compilation, artwork & editing: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Tape lectures prev. pub. LINM: NM: "compilation, artwork, additional text, editing." ECIF: 1/B/D XREF: cEstate of L. Ron Hubbard. SEE L. Ron Hubbard Library, Los Angeles. cL. Ron Hubbard , Estate of. SEE L. Ron Hubbard Library, Los Angeles. _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-363-077 (COHM) TITL: Hubbard Dianetics auditor course : based on the works of L. Ron Hubbard. IMPR: Los Angeles : Bridge Publications, c1988. PHYS: 288 p. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey as executor of the Estate of L. Ron Hubbard d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 7May88 DREG: 4Aug88 APTI: Hubbard Dianetics seminar. APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. LINM: NM: compilation, additions & editing. ECIF: 1/B/D XREF: cL. Ron Hubbard Estate of. SEE L. Ron Hubbard Library, Los Angeles. _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-513-754 (COHM) TITL: How to improve conditions in life. PHYS: 155 p. NOTE: Based on the works of L. Ron Hubbard. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 31Dec88 DREG: 13Feb89 APAU: some text: L. Ron Hubbard; Church of Scientology International (some text, editing, compilation, ill. & cover artwork) & Bridge Publications, Inc. (lithographic reproduction of cover artwork) employers for hire. LINM: NM: "some text, editing, compilation, illustrations, cover artwork,lithographic reproduction of cover artwork." ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-684-053 (COHM) TITL: H C O policy letter of 6 October 1988 : success through communication. NOTE: Cataloged from appl. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1988 DPUB: 17Oct88 DREG: 23Feb89 APAU: some text: L. Ron Hubbard; editorial revisions: aChurch of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. 1988, TX 2-250-634. LINM: NM: "some text, compilation." MISC: C.O. corres. ECIF: 1/B/D _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-851-685 (COHM) TITL: The New grammar / by L. Ron Hubbard. PHYS: 1 v. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the Author's Family Trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 12May90 DREG: 21Jun90 APAU: additional text, editing, compilation, ill., cover artwork: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire; lithographic reproduction of cover artwork: aBridge Publications, Inc., employer for hire. ECIF: 1/B/L _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-851-701 (COHM) TITL: 10A, 10B, 10C, 10D / L. Ron Hubbard. PHYS: 1 v. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 12May90 DREG: 21Jun90 APTI: Conceptual thinking. APAU: Church of Scientology International (text, editing, compilation, photos.) & Bridge Publications, Inc. (lithographic reproduction of photos.), employers for hire. ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ TX-2-955-933 (COHM) TITL: Hubbard false purpose rundown auditor course. NOTE: Cataloged from appl. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the Author's Family Trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 15Sep90 DREG: 14Nov90 APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. LINM: NM: compilation. ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ TX-3-009-417 (COHM) TITL: HCO policy letter of 2 June 1990-1 Hubbard life orientation delivery course. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1990 DPUB: 25Nov90 DREG: 28Feb91 APAU: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ TX-3-086-823 (COHM) TITL: The Technical bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology : vol. IX, 1970-1971 / by L. Ron Hubbard. PHYS: 1 v. CLNA: Norman F. Starkey, trustee of the author's family trust-B d.b.a. L. Ron Hubbard Library DCRE: 1991 DPUB: 10May91 DREG: 14Jun91 APAU: additional text, editing, compilation & photos.: Church of Scientology International, employer for hire. PREV: Prev. reg. 1976, A785003. LINM: NM: "additional text, editing, compilation, photographs." ECIF: 1/B _________________________________________________________________ Oh, and there's more where *those* came from. Just *ga-zillions* of dollars worth of books and things sold using L. Ron Hubbard's name. Well, Happy New Year! <Bweeeee! Rak-a-rak-a-rak-a-rak!> --<The ARSCC Librarian> P.S. Thank you all for the *sweet* Christmas presents you sent. My Mom always said, "A girl can't have too many lacy, frilly, scandalous underthings." But, my *goodness,* now I have to get a second *dresser*! P.P.S. What's up with all these *edible* thingies? And the ones with holes in them where I never would have expected holes to be? Mom never told me about *these* kinds of things. Oh, well--New Year's Eve is coming up... P.P.P.S. Bob, what a *generous* Christmas bonus you gave me! I was happy with the original $10 mil. You didn't have to do *this*! Heck, I can get to be a *Patron* at this rate. I'll just tuck it in my bra...oops! I *knew* I forgot *something* today! ----------------------------------------------------------------- The ARSCC, like its bouncy, jouncy, jiggling, giggling Librarian, does not exist. |