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19 December 1997:
THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE
Another brief encounter between a.r.s.'s "Sheriff" Ron Newman and the Librarian. She is caught in a rare moment of weakness with her garter— Uh, with her guard down: she actual proffers an opinion.
From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer) Subject: THE SHERIFF COMES BACK FOR MORE Date: 1997/12/19 Message-ID: <67c867$e8b$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology The ARSCC Sheriff, Ron Newman, swaggered up to the Reference Bar, and said: >Question for The Librarian: Does California law prohibit two >people or organizations from using the same fictitious business >name simultaneously? > >If so, why didn't the computer over at the LA County Recorder's >office reject this name as already being in use? Hiya, Sheriff. Is that an R2-45 device in your pocket, or are you just glad to be back? Sorry, but you'll have to go to the ARSCC Law Library, across the street, to find that out. I mean, if there is one thing I am *not*, sweetie-pie, it's a *lawyer*. As for the LA County Recorder's office computer--do they even know what a computer is down there? Heck, *I* don't know! But--lean in close, will ya'--I'm not supposed to give my *opinion* around here. Sh-h-h. Just between you and me, don't you think it's a little stinky for Shermy to have *two* d.b.a.'s going at the same time, both of them called the "L. Ron Hubbard Library?" I mean, if it's done to confuse people who are buying things with that name on them, that could almost start to seem like *fraud* to me. But what do I know? A-HEM! Here comes another customer. Gotta' go. Kisses. (Loudly) Thanks for coming by, Sheriff. Happy to help the law! --<The ARSCC Librarian> --------------------------------------------------------------- *The ARSCC, like its perky little all-business librarian, does not exist. |