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10 April 2000:
Re: Owen, we have a problem
In this message, our earnest and dedicated Librarian realizes there were formatting problems with her first posting of the 1972-1982 timeline messages, and says she is reposting them. An interesting sideline is her reparteé regarding an a.r.s. regular named Chris Owen, who at the time had been in a pitched battle with a poster going by the nick "Kase Ossifer." Her P.S. aside to Owen is pure Librarian: Chris Owen turned out to work for the British Ministry of Defense, and admitted to "Kase Ossifer," after some tooth pulling, to having an intelligence background. Did she know? Pure Librarian. We love The Librarian.
| From: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (The Librarian) Subject: Re: Owen, We Have a Problem... Date: 2000/04/10 Message-ID: <57EA52153AB@127.0.0.1> References: <38EF9D7F.9F186516@aol.com>, <8cider$2vf$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, <6312558FF@127.0.0.1>, <3B6F4F8130F@127.0.0.1>, <8cnk3e$khl$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Ed, you little sweetheart darling! You sure know the way to *this* girl's heart, you cute little sweet little fact-hungry HUNK, you! I am SO happy you asked: > Maybe Kase Ossifer will repost the Librarian's 1972-82 conspiracy >time track of which he is so proud? > > Ed Well, sheesh! I don't know why *he* would have any right to be "so proud" of the Time Lines. I mean, I don't remember seeing Mr. Rude-As-You-Please Kase Ossifer with *his* behind in any ARSCC Library chair working and slaving alone, lonely, aching, needing, night after night, week after week, month after month verifying FACT after hot, hot FACT! Oh, suuuuuuuure, Mr. Know-It-All Kase Ossifer is happy to enjoy the *fruits* of a poor little librarian's breathless, sweat-dripping labor! Well, to heck with *him*! (Unless, of course, he wants to play Stump the Librarian--strip version. [Wink] Then the ARSCC Library door is *always* open. Until I close it. [Wink]) Anywaaaaaaz. I am SO happy you asked that, Ed, not only because you are *obviously* a man who likes his HARD FACTS, but because I am soooo embarrassed by all these *stupid* DOOfussy little... well, GLITCHY things that showed up in those Time Lines when I posted them the first time. I mean I *appreciate* the work that The Coalition (hi, boys, whoever you are!) put into creating the database, but, SHEESH, how the heck is a girl supposed to look at little quotation marks and thingys in ONE document, and know that when she transfers them over the Internet, half the darn things are going to turn into little I-don't-KNOW-what's? Ya' know? Thirty-five years of Microsoft monopoly for *this*? SHEEEEEEESH! Well, Ed, I *think* I've fixed all the little demons, so, just for YOU, you big, gorgeous sweet HARD FACT honey, I'm reposting the lot. And, Ed, you come back *ANY* time you want to play Stump the Librarian. [Wink] --<The ARSCC Librarian> P.S. BTW, to you, poor little darling Chris Owen, please don't let that crusty ol' Kase Ossifer get your goat. You are *so* right calling him a "conspiracy nut" for hinting around that you had some connection with intelligence agencies! I mean, the *nerve*! *YOU* of all people! God, WHERE do these conspiracy nuts get their *weird* ideas? There, there--don't you worry one little bit about it, you smart, beautiful, erudite Oxford scholar! The fact that you *don't* have any connection to intelligence agencies is all the fact you need to prove what morons these "consipiracy nuts" really ARE! You can come lay your weary, mistreated head on *my* bosom *anytime*! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *The ARSCC, like its compassionate and passionate little Librarian, does not exist. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 5.0 for non-commercial use <http://www.pgp.com> Charset: noconv iQCVAwUBOPEvWe1gRWXeKTRVAQFfdgP+PPZsXJHo3Hy/i8xM12hpvwA+wx3c6/kL aC2vqQx2/t0oU19DBGE1HGZRQOFiibxMu9pA5A79lxgEB2oPte3nLV7qnTd2X9wI oyEuIpkpXSUc1v32v1n+W4ynSfZ81PcOks5HRrNqRRG9akOehY91gF6K8XPoN/Fb +iHctpZUl78= =KHJ3 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |