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19 December 1997:
ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN—NOT!
Blindfolded? Just what are Zed and the Sheriff doing with our accomodating Librarian, anyway? Okay, so she got a little confused. And she submits herself to the mercy—or discipline—of the offended. Well, spare the rod and disappoint The Librarian, we say. But she more than makes up for it in her next post.
From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer) Subject: RE: ZED STRUGGLES WITH THE LIBRARIAN--NOT! Date: 1997/12/19 Message-ID: <67c5e6$c7r$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Oh, I'm so ashamed!! Now I've gone and made Zed AND the Sheriff mad at me! Okay--put the handcuffs on me. I said *Zed* was the one struggling with me! But it was the Sheriff!!! Oh, boo-hoo, what are you going to do to me? Spank me? RPF me? Please, please, please, MERCY! It was *dark* in that cloak-room!!! The ARSCC janitor *still* hasn't fixed the lightbulb in there? And, anyway, I was *blindfolded*, for pity's sake. Forgive me, guys? Puh-le-e-e-e-e-z-z-ze? --<The ARSCC Librarian> -------------------------------------------------------------- *The ARSCC, like its submissive and penitent librarian, does not exist. |