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19 December 1997:
SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN
At the time of this posting, an a.r.s. regular named Ron Newman was known around those parts as "The Sheriff of a.r.s." due to his propensity for keeping people in line, particularly as regards netiquette. Of course the law-abiding and peace-loving Librarian was ready to surrender—everything! In this case, all she has to give up is a few HARD FACTS! And one of them is a doozy: she exposes for the first time that the mailing address for the mighty CST—owner of all Scientology-related copyrights and trademarks—is a P.O. Box in a strip mall in Hollywood.
From: nobody@zeta.org.au (The Galactic Overlord Remailer) Subject: SHERIFF RON INTERROGATES THE LIBRARIAN Date: 1997/12/19 Message-ID: <67c6et$cu6$1@godzilla.zeta.org.au> Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Ron Newman flipped back his coat and showed me his Sheriff's badge and said: >>"RECORDING REQUESTED BY AND MAIL TO: >> >> NAME SHERMAN D. LENSKE >> Lenske, Lenske & Abramson >Question for The Librarian: Is this Leslie Abramson's law firm? What the Sherriff wants, the Sherriff gets. According to West's, the Abramson is Bruce D. Abramson: FROM WEST'S LEGAL DIRECTORY: "Private Practice LENSKE LENSKE & ABRAMSON ALC WARNER ATRIUM SUITE 315, 6400 CANOGA AVE, WOODLAND HILLS, CA 91367-2433 Phone: (818) 716-1444 (818) 883-2920 Fax: (818) 883-9260 Primary E-Mail: Internet Address: slenske@aol.com Range: Total Firm Size: 2-10 Affiliates: Abramson, Bruce D., Partner Lenske, Sherman D., Partner Lenske, Stephen A., Partner Marenus, Marjorie A., Associate Practice: Corporations Law Family Law Gaming Law General Practice Real Property Law Litigation: 65% of Practice Devoted to Litigation" The Sherriff wasn't done with me. Then he wanted to know about the principal place of business for the "L. Ron Hubbard Library." He pointed to the d.b.a., and read: >> 3. STREET ADDRESS CITY AND STATE OF PRINCIPAL PLACE OF BUSINESS >> IN CALIFORNIA (P.O. BOX ALONE NOT ACCEPTABLE) ZIP CODE >> 419 N. Larchmont, #162, Los Angeles, CA 90004 >Question for The Librarian, or anyone else in LA county: >What kind of building is 419 N. Larchmont? Is it a residence >or a business? (Mumbling under my sweetened breath: "What am I? A librarian or a tour bus driver? Isn't that Dennis's job?") SHERIFF: "What was that?" Oh, nothing, sweetie--uh, I mean, Sheriff! Let me just check my business registry and see what I find for you. *How* do you get those *creases* in that uniform? Gosh, a girl could *hurt* herself on those. Let's see--Lard...Oops! Went too far. Hm. Larchmont, Larchmont. Oh! Here you go! That address is a--well, it's a place that rents P.O. boxes! Imangine that. Here's the public listing for you, Sheriff: Levtow's Village Mail-Call, Inc. 419 N. Larchmont 213-464-1300 Well, I'll be darn. It says right on that official form you got there in your warm palms, "P.O. BOX ALONE NOT ACCEPTABLE." You law people--you always know *just* what question to ask a girl! Come back *any* time, Sheriff. Ya' know, I keep the back door of the ARSCC Chimerical Library open *all* the time for guys who know how to ask the tough questions. 'Bye now! --<The ARSCC Librarian> ---------------------------------------------------------------- The ARSCC, like its OBEY-the-law librarian and it's cute li'l ol' Sheriff, does not exist. |